FREE TICKETS: Mystery Barhopper Bus Tour

— by Caroline on Crack

Lap dance on happy party bus

L.A. Barhopper has generously offered up six spots for the upcoming mystery bus tour this Saturday. It’s in the Valley this time and kicks off at Tommy Ray’s Cafe. And where it goes from there is anyone’s guess. Although I heard there’s an exotic bar included, but I’m not going to say where since I was sworn to secrecy by L.A. Barhopper’s Brian. I will say, though, that umbrella drinks are definitely involved.

Anyhoo, I wish I could go. I need to break in my new cell phone flask. But alas I’m saving my liver (and possible lawsuits against me, see my review of the last tour) for the Caroline on Crack wine bar bus tour next month. Woo! Wish I could partake, though, since it would be an opportune time to explore the Valley without the consequences of getting lost. But let me know via comments (or email if you’re shy) whether you can go fer sure this Saturday and the tickets, which are normally $29.99, are yours! Rally a group of friends and have a crazy time. No DUIs, cover charges or parking fees to worry about.

EVENT: SATURDAY, MARCH 31 from 8pm to 2am

Tommy Ray’s
12345 Ventura Boulevard
Studio City, California 91604
(818) 506-2412